Southerners don’t know how to eat pizza
By Pauly Noodles - Mon, Jun 30 2008, 2:16 pm
Every time I go out to a pizza joint, it just baffles me that no one here knows how to eat a slice. I see them trying to hold the slice very awkwardly trying to eat it. They try to balance the slice on their hand like they are holding a catering plate.