Southerners don’t know how to eat pizza
By Pauly Noodles
Mon, Jun 30 2008, 2:16 pm

Every time I go out to a pizza joint, it just baffles me that no one here knows how to eat a slice. I see them trying to hold the slice very awkwardly trying to eat it. They try to balance the slice on their hand like they are holding a catering plate.

Another laughing matter is when I see them using a fork and knife like it’s some sort of fine dining meal. I wish I could just scream and slap the people, but I try to keep my cool.

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