“Forget Sarah Marshall” Has Some Hilarious Movie Quotes
By Pauly Noodles
Tue, Oct 21 2008, 5:25 pm

I knew nothing about this movie except that it was a comedy. Upon watching the first five minutes I was out of my chair.

When Peter comes out of the shower and wags his tail for his girl, I was like holy crap—that’s me! I love to come out of the shower and just flash my P. I also have the habit of always being naked around the house when it’s not winter. I go with the flow, ya know?

When pPeter needs to think when bending over with his bare ass, I was like hmmmm. I bet my girlfriend must feel great about my extreme nakedness.

“I’m going to get herpes from just sitting on this coach”

“You don’t need to put your P in a V right now”

“I need to B my L on someone’s T’s.”

“God put our mouths on our head for a reason”

“When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail”

“my penis doesn’t want to be around you”

This is the first movie i’ve seen family guy/70’s chick in.

Peace & Grease ~pb

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