5 reasons to hate the South
By Mr. Tomato Man
Thu, Mar 05 2009, 10:49 am

If you were born in the South, you may have not noticed how ridiculous this culture is.

1. This place is extremely religious
These fools purposely show their love for religion and God, something that does not exist. They flaunt their beliefs with decorative license plates and bumper stickers. Take a note from me, no one cares. Believe in yourself and not some fake scripture and keep your beliefs to yourself.

2. How slow can you go?
You walk, talk and think slow. Can you people not pick up the pace? For instance, go to any store and tell me how long it takes for the person to ring you up. Do your job and move your limbs faster and pay attention to the customer and not your fellow employees. I seriously lose a few hours a week due to how slow people move here.

3. Do What? When a southern doens’t understand you, they respond with “Do What Now”?
How baffling is this response? I never asked the guy to do anything. Why is he asking me this? This is constant phrase the just makes absolutely no sense. If i wanted to ask you to do something, I’d say do your self a favor and hang yourself.

4. The constant use of Y’all
You say it all the time, no matter the situation. You can walk in a store and someone will say “How y’all doing? Ummm, do you see more than one person with me?

5. Please stop being fake!
Can you people just be honest and speak your mind. Why do you have to lie about your feelings? If I ask you if you like something, tell me the truth. Say what you mean and do what you say.

Stayed tuned for reasons, 6-10.

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